Well nothings going to beat this :

PS. Can someone explain to me why we can spend billions waging unwinnable wars in Iraq and Afghanistan – but can't find £10 for a bullet to be inserted into Robert Mugabe's head? 

From the pen of Piers of course (latest mail column on line) but as always a valid point. We are always training these people to be snipers and tactical assault specialists- so why cant they sniper  Mugabe's head! Hell cant someone pay the Zimbabwe opposition to do it- still at least the queens took his kinghthood back off him- that must have upset him-- not!

On another note- rant of the day- those stupid signs on the express tills in Asda- the ones that helpfully state ' approximately 15 items or less'- you can either  have approx 15 items or less than 15 items- you cant have both- aaaaaaaaagh english language spasm!!!!

(Piers would agree with me!)